Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Because being a millionaire just doesn't buy what it used to

Our favorite group of middle-aged millionaire metalheads will soon be appearing on fans' feet everywhere. Converse, the company that used to make its shoes in the United States, but now is a subsidiary of Nike and making them overseas, rolls out the Metallica line of Chuck Taylor All-Stars this month. Now fans not only can stand and headbang for several hours while seeing the band's shows, but also stand and headbang for all that time in flat shoes with zero arch or ankle support.

That said, WB will totally be getting the black ones with the orange Pushead skull on the side.

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