Someone from the 2009 Miss Universe pageant, who should probably be fired before 2010, allowed her to perform her new single, "Body Language," live at the pageant. Their fateful decision quickly turned into the worst live TV performance since Ashlee Simpson did an Irish jig on Saturday Night Live.
Looking a little confused and frightened, Pratt channeled Spears through the entire performance. From the dancing (though we'll play nice and say Spears is a whole lot better at that), lip-syncing, and even wearing a semi see-through and nude-colored outfit under a black jacket that she ripped off in the middle of the performance, the entire act was a copycat of Spears' performance at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards.
While the performance itself made our ears and eyes sore for a few days, we'll admit it wasn't all terrible. Thanks to intelligent producers, a sideshow full of contestants' photographs ran during the performance and took up a lot of screen time that would have otherwise let Pratt torture the world even more. And let's not forget the most important thing; it totally gave us a new reason to make fun of her.
So keep lip-syncing your way to the top,
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