Reports, rumors, and allegations that POTUS 44 Barack Obama rocks a Microsoft Zune instead of an iPod have been squelched and discredited.
The whole ugly scandal even has a name: "Zunegate."
If only people had checked the WB posts in July (and maybe Rolling Stone), it could all have been avoided. (Not coincindentally, that's also when we called the election.)
In any case, the music-player nightmare is over as quickly as it started, and we can all sleep soundly again knowing that nothing more serious than that is taking place in a peaceful and prosperous world.
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