Wednesday, June 10, 2009

She dreamed a dream that became a nightmare


After suffering an emotional collapse and being admitted to a psychiatric hospital following her second-place finish on Britain's Got Talent, Susan Boyle, or "SuBo" as hardcore fans like to call her, is ready to make a comeback. According to NBC's Today show, the "somewhat quirky" 48-year-old has hired U2's manager (!!!) and a physician to travel with her on the concert trail.

We don't know how Xanax will affect her vocal range, but if Susan starts wearing rose-tinted shades and campaigning on behalf of bankrupt third-world countries, we're outta there.

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