Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Oh, damn.

Mel Gibson, 52, will not star in a Lethal Weapon 5, which is not being made.

Ringo Starr, 68, will not sign autographs or accept fan mail after October 20.

Florida Congressman Tim Mahoney's attempt to hush up an extramarital affair with $120,000 did not work.

Axl Rose's mythic Guns N' Roses CD, Chinese Democracy, will not be released in 2008. No wait — it will be released! At least according to sources here and here and here. The disc, which Rose, now 46, has been obsessively tinkering with since his early thirties, will allegedly fill racks at Best Buy stores all across the U.S. on November 23 — appropriately, the beginning of Turkey Week.

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